The 10 simple things women really want

1. An automatic fat elimination process in the body.
2. Husbands to be a little more appreciative of our cooking.
3. A decent home-cooked dinner prepared by our better halves.
4. One fruitful, decent conversation with our husbands at least once a day.

5. Endearing and well-thought out surprises.

6. A wardrobe that refreshes itself after every six months
7. Good obedient children who are loving and appreciative, who don't treat their mothers as slaves.
8. Unlimited free local and a cell phone that upgrades itself every six    months.
9. A day at the spa.
10. A clean home.