Monday, August 30, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
tHIS iS hER hUSbAND, dAMn iT!!!
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 4:14 AM
A man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
A WOMAN:Wishes:Husbands;Beauty;Money;HeartAttack
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 3:43 AM
A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten times more than what you wished for."
The woman agrees. Her first wish was that she would be the most beautiful woman in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, "that your husband will be ten times more beautiful than you, and more women will gawk at him?"
"That's okay," says the woman, "He'll only look at me because I will be the most beautiful women." So the wish is granted.
Her second wish was that she would be the richest woman in the world. "You know your husband will be ten times richer, right?" the Genie asks.
"That's okay. What's mine is his and what's his is mine," replied the woman. So the wish was granted.
The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish . She finally wishes that she had a mild heart attack.
A poor husband's view on marriage
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 3:18 AM
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
Monday, August 23, 2010
Benglam's Sales Job interview
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 12:59 AM
Pa Benglam went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Pa Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"
Nevertheless he still had to entertain Pa Beng. So he told Pa Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"
"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Pa Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
Pa Benglam got the job.Thursday, August 19, 2010
The 10 simple things women really want
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 3:22 AM
1. An automatic fat elimination process in the body.2. Husbands to be a little more appreciative of our cooking.
3. A decent home-cooked dinner prepared by our better halves.
4. One fruitful, decent conversation with our husbands at least once a day.
5. Endearing and well-thought out surprises.
6. A wardrobe that refreshes itself after every six months7. Good obedient children who are loving and appreciative, who don't treat their mothers as slaves.
8. Unlimited free local and a cell phone that upgrades itself every six months.
9. A day at the spa.
10. A clean home.
BCCI's long arm tactics works again!
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 2:59 AM
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Haosa: Isn't it time to re-invent the term?
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 11:06 AM
In a democratic, free and fast changing times, isn't it time to have a hard and honest assessment of the position of our Haosas in our traditional political system?The position of Haosa needs to be institutionalized as a democratic office responsible to an INNPI comprising of members elected by the people of a group of well defined constituent villages on the basis of an adult franchise. This will usher in a sense of accountability and responsibility, the two most important ingredient for growth and prosperity.
our tryst with destiny "Sometimes I shudder to think whether our tryst with destiny with all the turmoils and angst really worth the sacrifices.Isn't
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 5:00 AM
WITH MALICE TO NONE: our tryst with destiny
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 4:53 AM
Our tryst with destiny: "Sometimes I shudder to think whether our tryst with destiny with all the turmoils and angst really worth the sacrifices.Isn't it time for us to bade farewell to arms and live more peacefully as we used to decades ago? Isn't it time for us to start buying play toys rather than gun toys for our kids? Isn't it time for us to use our pens rather than AK 47s/M16s? Guys think about it. Its NOW or NEVER..."
our tryst with destiny
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 4:50 AM
Sometimes I shudder to think whether our tryst with destiny with all the turmoils and angst really worth the sacrifices.Isn't it time for us to bade farewell to arms and live more peacefully as we used to decades ago? Isn't it time for us to start buying play toys rather than gun toys for our kids? Isn't it time for us to use our pens rather than AK 47s/M16s? Guys think about it. Its NOW or NEVER
Monday, August 16, 2010
Sunday, August 15, 2010
WITH MALICE TO NONE: Kuki Sporting Club
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 11:03 AM
WITH MALICE TO NONE: Kuki Sporting Club: "Our collective quest for football glory always starts with a lot of fanfare and all the right hype but always ends with a whimper.You need n..."
Kuki Sporting Club
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 10:40 AM
Our collective quest for football glory always starts with a lot of fanfare and all the right hype but always ends with a whimper.You need not be rocket scientist to diagnosed the reasons for this pathetic situation.First, our football heroes never knows their priority and they are all hopelessly boozers; Second, our interest are short lived and goals short sighted. Frankly, our footballers are made to play weekly village Dog Sports or at best Area sports meet. To play competitively at State level or national Level needs a lot of investment that does not come cheap. Don't get me wrong am not even talking about financial matters!! Investment in terms of dedication, integrity, discipline, etc, etc. What ever happens to the much vaunted TUFF Footbal Club? I fear Kuki Sportung Club will take the similar route lest they set their priority right."MIND YOU I LIVE IN KOLKATA AND I KNOW HOW COMPETITIVE INDIAN FOOTBALL IS"
Saturday, August 14, 2010
WITH MALICE TO NONE: FREETHYM
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 1:34 PM
WITH MALICE TO NONE: FREETHYM: "just attended the 'Freethym' ROCK TO FREEDOM concert along with all my family members at Assembly of God church, park Street. It was indeed..."
FREETHYM
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 1:07 PM
just attended the "Freethym" ROCK TO FREEDOM concert along with all my family members at Assembly of God church, park Street. It was indeed a festival befitting our Lord Jesus Christ...our ROCK OF AGES.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
KSO(K) Freshers' cum Social Meet, 2010
Posted by Shokholal Haokip on 4:26 AM
Last year we gave a miss to our most eagerly awaited annual freshers cum social function due to some (un)avoidable circumstances. However, thanks to our inspired and able leaders under the Presidentship of Gl. Lalboi Doungel and his executive council, the Freshers' social meet will be held this year with much fanfare. Details may be had from the Secy. Information & Publicity, KSO/K.
